We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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