I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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