Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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