so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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