He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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