I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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