I think scott just propositioned me for sex
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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