Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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