I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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