i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
