I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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