I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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