idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You are a genius and a whore.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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