You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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