i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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