he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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