so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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