Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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