i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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