I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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