He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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