You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
one might say we're banned from that church
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
