I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize