worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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