I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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