There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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