i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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