Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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