nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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