My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
false alarm, still single
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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