If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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