New low: just hacked my moms facebook
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
honey bunches of taint.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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