He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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