What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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