farters have to be the big spoon...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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