Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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