Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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