Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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