im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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