he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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