what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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