i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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