I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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