i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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