I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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