I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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