my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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