Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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