Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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