He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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