Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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