I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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