well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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