You really coming over, don't trick.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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