Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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